my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy
honestly, what is the craze with jelly sandals? didn’t we stop wearing them when we were like.. 4?
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I DRANK AN ENTIRE DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO FROM THE STORE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I CAN HEAR MYSELF BREATHE
i saw this on my dashboard and thought “man yesterday sure was weird” and then i realized that i’m still wearing the same shirt and this post was 5 hours ago
5 hours ago
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My new book of cartoons “You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack” is out now. Details are here.
15 hours ago
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my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy
My mother just warned me against getting shot in the head by armed police this weekend.
